Here is one from HIIV so you can get an idea-
"Well, I got a Lap Dance in the Buffet Line
Posted on 21 February 2009
Girl 1:
Smell my face. Smell right here. Doesn’t it smell great? The stripper I got a lap dance from was wearing great perfume.
Girl 2:
It smells like pickles.
Location: Toby Keith’s Restaurant
Heard by: At least it doesn’t smell like tuna"
Here's The Link-
